Friday, April 20, 2007

my anger burns with the fire of 1000 suns...

before you read the following, you must keep in mind that i am temporarily insane with blind fury, so if there's anything offensive or extremely illogical (which i'm guessing there will be something of the sort in there) keep in mind, i am temporarily insane...

people who litter are lazy, unhealthy, rich people who drive useless suv's and hummers which have no purpose unless you care about status. you know how i know? as i trudge through the vast amounts of garbage to and from work, i noticed that most of it is from fast food restaurants, or fancy coffee places like starbucks, or cigarette butts. and who eats fast food, drinks fancy coffee, and smokes? none other than lazy, unhealthy, rich people who don't care about the environment because they're too busy talking on their cell phones, while taking up two lanes of traffic.

...the preceding has been an insane rant from the temporarily insane jonathan...he's much better now...sort of..

9 comments:

Rebs said...

especially because your walk to and from work is less than a block long!! that would be maddening!

Tom said...

that's a lot of suns

Joel Toews said...

You know how I feel...enough said.

Rypo said...

makes me want to compost...with white hot fury.

A Star in a Stone Boat said...

I litter. I Am lazy. hmmm. I shall go out and purchase a hummer. It shall assist me in polluting the air. Tree huggers, im coming after you with over two thousand pounds of fury!

Rebs said...

we passed so many ridiculous hummers and otherwise huge suvs while we were on the highway - we'd be in the carpool lane with three people in our little Civic and passing all these ONE PERSON HUMMERS!!!!

it was maddening, to say the least.

jpunk5 said...

just to let people know, when i said this i was temporarily insane, which absolves me from the fact that all different types of groups litter. the point was that littering is stupid, and there is no excuse for it.

A Star in a Stone Boat said...

I wonder if man kind will ever get the chance to visit 1000 suns.

Roz said...

I love it! LET THE ANGRY TREE HUGGING RANTS COMENCE!!!
I was going to go on an angry rant about this starbucks cup and beer can I found whilst Rebekah, Sarah and I were on a hike in the rainforest in BC, however, apparently I'm not allowed to because I put them back. I picked them up and carried them for about 1 mile and then we realized we were lost, and I was wet and my hands were cold and stiff from carrying the stupid garbage, that was muddy and wet, so...(hangs her head in shame) I put them back on the ground. I'm sort of angry with myself for doing that but there was just no end in sight for that hike. I didn't know how long I'd have to be carrying some one elses gross muddy, soggy wet garbage.